There is an urban myth out there about a lumberjack axe murderer who wears a plaid moto jersey, running around snatching up unsuspecting teenagers while they are out partying. He is ugly, big and his skin smells of burnt flesh that some how looks as if it is glowing red. No one knows why he glows of red, but some say he was neglected as a child, others that he fell into a pool of toxic red ooze, not the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle” kind of ooze, but “Make a 40 year old cry for his mummy” kind of ooze.
They say the best protection against this murderer is to wear a plaid moto jersey and when you see him, yell “DUDE! Same team!”. He’ll then put his hand up and you give him a high five and off you go back home like Little Red Riding Hood.
This jersey was design for this specific purpose. Don’t get caught without wearing one. You’ll hate yourself if you did.
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